6 Syllabus Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 03 2025

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My friend asked me if I knew anything about fishing. I said, 'Sorry, it's not in my syllabus. I'm more of a catch-words kind of person!
My friend asked if I could help him study the anatomy of insects. I said, 'Sorry, not in my syllabus. I'm more of a bug the teacher for answers kind of person!
I asked the syllabus if I could take a break. It said, 'Sure, as long as it's within the timeline of our agreement!
What did the math book say to the history book? 'You're not in my syllabus, but we can still have a great cover-to-cover conversation!
I tried to study the history of cheese, but it wasn't in the syllabus. I guess that's just not gouda-nough for school!
I asked my teacher if I could bring a pillow to the exam. She said, 'Sure, it's not in the syllabus, but it might be a cushion for your dreams.

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