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The Overprepared Survivalist
Using a Swiss Army Knife in an overly elaborate survival situation
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I met a survivalist who swore his Swiss Army Knife saved him from a bear attack. Turns out, he just used the tweezers to pluck his eyebrows, and the bear ran away in horror.
The Forgetful Camper
Always forgetting which gadget on the Swiss Army Knife is for what purpose
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I asked a friend which part of the Swiss Army Knife is for emergency situations. They said, "The whole thing is an emergency. You'll never find what you're looking for!
The Confused Tourist
Trying to figure out how to use a Swiss Army Knife for the first time
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I asked a Swiss Army Knife for directions once. It replied, "Turn left at the corkscrew, take a sharp right at the can opener, and voila! You're lost in the wilderness!
The DIY Enthusiast
Attempting to use a Swiss Army Knife for DIY projects
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I asked my Swiss Army Knife for advice on fixing a leaky faucet. It replied, "Sorry, I only specialize in turning simple tasks into complicated puzzles!
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