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The Overbearing Mother
Sweety, You Need to Settle Down...
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Mom's favorite line: "Sweety, you need to settle down and be responsible." I replied, "Well, I did buy a dishwasher recently. Does that count as settling down, or should I adopt a pet rock for extra responsibility?
The Overly Affectionate Grandparent
Sweety, Back in My Day...
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Grandpa once said, "Sweety, back in my day, we didn't have streaming services. We had to wait a whole week for the next episode of our favorite show." I said, "Grandpa, we call that 'binge-watching withdrawal' these days. It's a serious condition.
The Eternal Bachelor
Sweety, When Are You Getting Hitched?
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The eternal bachelor advice: "Sweety, settle down; it's time." I said, "I'm not against settling down. I just haven't found someone who can appreciate my talent for turning every room into a home office.
The Overenthusiastic Fitness Trainer
Sweety, You Gotta Get Fit!
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Trainer's advice: "Sweety, you should try a juice cleanse." I replied, "I did a juice cleanse once. It lasted until I walked past a pizza place. Suddenly, the juice wasn't as appealing.
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