7 Jokes About Swedes

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Updated on: Apr 04 2025

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Why did the swede bring a shovel to the grocery store? To dig up some fresh produce!
Why did the swede become a chef? He heard the food was grate!
Why did the swede start a band? Because he heard they needed a good root guitarist!
Why did the swede bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
I asked a swede if he knew any vegetable puns. He said, 'Lettuce romaine friends, these jokes are corny.
What's a swede's favorite movie genre? Turnip for what!
What did the swede say when he found out he won the lottery? 'Rooting for me really paid off!

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