17 Jokes About Supporting The Nra

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Updated on: Jul 06 2025

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I told my friend I support the NRA. He said, 'Oh, you mean the National Rifle Amusement?
Why did the NRA member bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
What do you call an NRA member who loves to cook? A grill sergeant!
What's an NRA member's favorite exercise? Trigger curls!
Why did the NRA member become a gardener? He wanted to grow his own shooting range!
What's an NRA member's favorite dessert? Bulletproof pudding!
Why did the NRA member bring a pencil to the gun range? To draw his weapon!

NRA's Workout Plan

The NRA's fitness program? Oh, it's straightforward. Lift your gun, aim, and squeeze! Who needs dumbbells when you've got a .45 caliber?

NRA Family Gatherings

Ever been to an NRA family reunion? It's like Thanksgiving, but instead of arguing over politics, you argue over which rifle has the best aim. Grandpa's old bolt-action still got it!

NRA's Favorite Activity

The NRA loves their guns so much; I bet if they could, they'd take their guns to a romantic dinner. Oh, honey, you're looking so sleek tonight. Is that a new silencer?

NRA School Curriculum

Ever wonder what the NRA's school curriculum looks like? It's probably just a pop quiz on Guess the Gun Model followed by a field trip to the local shooting range.

NRA's Dream Job

If the NRA had a dream job, it'd be a professional NRA lobbyist. Because who wouldn't want to get paid to talk about guns all day and pretend they're solving all the world's problems?

NRA's Blind Dates

You know you're on a date with someone from the NRA when they show up, and instead of flowers, they bring you a concealed carry permit application. Hope you like the second amendment!

The NRA and Me: A Love-Hate Relationship

You know, supporting the NRA is a lot like having a relationship with a cat. One minute they're purring, and the next minute they're plotting world domination from atop your bookshelf.

NRA Logic 101

Have you ever noticed how the NRA talks about guns like they're potato chips? You can't just have one! I mean, sure, because what could possibly go wrong when everyone has a pocketful of 'Lays'... I mean, AKs?

The NRA's Favorite Lullaby

Instead of singing Rock-a-bye Baby, the NRA lulls its members to sleep with, Hush little baby, don't say a word, Daddy's gonna buy you a semi-automatic.

The NRA Diet Plan

The NRA's idea of a balanced diet is a gun in one hand and a magazine... no, not the reading kind, the ammo kind... in the other. They say it's high in iron.

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