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Why did the sturgeon refuse to share its secret recipe? It said, 'It's a fish-terious blend!
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What's a sturgeon's favorite type of music? Something with a great 'fin'-ale!
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Why did the sturgeon become a stand-up comedian? It had a great sense of 'fin'-humor!
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What did the sturgeon say to the shrimp at the party? 'You're a little shellfish with the snacks!
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Why did the sturgeon start a band? It wanted to drop some sick 'bass' beats!
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Sturgeon, the only fish that looks like it's judging your life choices. I caught one last week, and it gave me that disappointed parent stare. 'You're not living up to your potential, human.'
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I took a sturgeon to a therapy session because I thought it needed to work through some deep-sea issues. Turns out, it just wanted to complain about how overrated salmon has become. 'Everyone's obsessed with salmon, but do they appreciate a good sturgeon anymore? No.'
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Sturgeon is the fish that's too sophisticated for fish sticks. You can't just throw it in a freezer bag and call it a day. You need to pair it with a fine wine and discuss the complexities of marine biology. It's the Gordon Ramsay of the sea.
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I tried to impress a sturgeon once by telling fish jokes, but it just looked at me and said, 'You call that a punchline? I've been swimming in deeper comedy than your shallow pond.' Even fish have higher standards these days.
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Sturgeon is like the fish version of a senior citizen – ancient, grumpy, and totally unimpressed with the modern world. If it could talk, it would probably start every sentence with 'Back in my day, we didn't have these fancy lures.'
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Why do sturgeons never get invited to fish parties? Because they always bring up existential questions. 'Do we really know who we are? Are we just swimming through life without a purpose?' Trust me, nobody wants to ponder the meaning of fish existence at a party.
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Sturgeon is the fish version of a hipster. It was into sustainable seafood before it was cool. I overheard one talking to a salmon, saying, 'I was swimming in these waters before they were polluted, man. You're just riding the trendy waves.'
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Sturgeon, the fish that's so mysterious it makes catfish look like an open book. I tried to have a heart-to-heart with one, but it just gave me a look that said, 'Some things are better left in the depths, my friend.'
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Sturgeon, the fish that's so fancy it wears a tuxedo to underwater events. I swear, I saw one with a monocle and a top hat. I asked, 'Are you going to a fish ball?' It just winked and swam away, like it had a red carpet to grace.
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