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Why did the stupid teacher put his car in the blender? He wanted to make a smooth drive!
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Why did the stupid gardener bring a pencil to the garden? He wanted to draw his plants!
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Why did the stupid burglar take a shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway!
Midnight Snack Madness
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You ever go to the fridge at midnight, half-asleep, and decide to have a gourmet meal? Yeah, that's how I ended up microwaving a leftover pizza with the cardboard still underneath. The stupidest part? I didn't even realize until I heard the smoke alarm.
DIY Disasters
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I tried my hand at DIY home repairs recently. They say, Measure twice, cut once. I measured once and cut twice. Now, I have a shelf that's as crooked as my attempt at adulting.
Stupidity Workout
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You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. Well, I've been working on my abs by doing the Stupidity Workout. It's easy; just watch the news for 10 minutes, and every time you hear something mind-numbingly dumb, do a sit-up. I call it the Sitcom Abs.
The Stupidest Superpower
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If I had a superpower, it would be the ability to find the most complicated way to do simple tasks. Need to open a door? Watch me attempt a somersault to kick it open, only to hit my head on the doorknob. It's the stupidest superhero origin story ever!
The Stupidest Chronicles
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You ever notice how life seems to have its own trilogy, right? First, you have The Stupidest Chronicles. It's that time when you look back at your decisions and think, Wow, I could write a book on how not to adult.
GPS Misadventures
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GPS devices are like the unsolicited advice of technology. My GPS recently told me to turn right onto a one-way street. I thought, Sure, why not? Let's add a little excitement to the commute. It turns out, the excitement was trying to avoid oncoming traffic.
Auto-Correct Woes
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Auto-correct is like that overly enthusiastic friend who always jumps into your conversations, uninvited. I once texted my boss, I'll be late for the meeting; stuck in traffic. Auto-correct changed it to, I'll be late for the mating; stuck in traffic. Yeah, that got awkward.
Brain Freeze Olympics
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I recently entered the Brain Freeze Olympics. It's like, Hey, let's see who can down this slushie the fastest! Spoiler alert: I won the gold for the stupidest brain freeze ever recorded. My brain felt like it was on a rollercoaster with no safety bar!
Shopping Cart Ballet
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Grocery shopping is my version of ballet. Picture this: me gracefully pushing a shopping cart down the aisle, then suddenly tripping over my own feet and doing a pirouette with a carton of eggs. It's called The Dance of the Uncoordinated Shopper.
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