17 Jokes About Stupid Ppl

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Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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Why did the stupid person stare at the can of orange juice? Because it said 'concentrate'!
Why did the stupid person try to weigh their thoughts? They heard they needed to 'measure' their ideas!
Why did the stupid person put their phone in the blender? They wanted to make a selfie!
Why did the stupid person try to iron their alarm clock? They wanted to 'press' snooze!
What did the stupid person say when asked to make lemonade? 'Is that all, or do you want some lemons too?
Why did the stupid person bring a baseball bat to the bakery? They wanted to make batter!
What did the stupid person do with the calendar? They tried to schedule 'free time'!

Stupidity Anonymous!

I think there should be a support group for stupid people called Stupidity Anonymous. They could all sit in a circle and share their epic fails. Hi, I'm Dave, and today I tried to microwave my phone thinking it needed a charge. And the whole room just responds, Hi, Dave! You know what they say, admitting you're clueless is the first step to recovery!

The Genius of Stupidity!

I have to admit, sometimes stupid people have this weird genius about them. Like, they'll lose their phone and then use their phone's flashlight to search for it. Or how about this one: they’ll spend fifteen minutes looking for their glasses... that are sitting on top of their head! I mean, I'm starting to think they’re just secretly training to join a magic act or something!

The Stupid People Manual!

You know, I always wonder if there's a manual out there titled Stupid People: A User's Guide. I mean, sometimes it feels like some folks have mastered that book cover to cover! Like, Chapter 1: How to Lose Your Keys in Your Hand. Chapter 2: Walking into Glass Doors 101. And the advanced course: Chapter 3: Trying to Push a Pull Door. It's like they're trying to get a PhD in clumsiness!

Stupidity's Greatest Hits!

I sometimes think there should be a greatest hits album for stupidity. Track one: The Time I Tried to Open the Garage Door with the TV Remote. Track two: How I Confused Salt with Sugar in My Coffee. And of course, the bonus track: Attempting to Iron Clothes While Wearing Them. Now that's what I call chart-topping foolishness!

Stupidity Strikes Again!

Stupidity has this incredible knack for showing up at the worst moments, doesn’t it? Like when you're in a rush and the person in front of you in the checkout line is trying to pay with their library card! It's like they're staging a live performance of How to Irritate Everyone in Five Easy Steps. Bravo, my friend, bravo!

Stupidity by GPS!

Have you ever had a GPS moment with a dumb person? You know, when they argue with the GPS? Turn left. No, I think it's right. And then they're surprised when they end up in the middle of nowhere! It’s like having a debate with Siri – who knew the GPS had to navigate human stubbornness too?

The Stupidity Chronicles!

You know, there's a whole saga of stupidity that just keeps expanding. It's like a never-ending series! Chapter 42: The Tale of Putting the Milk in the Pantry. Chapter 43: The Chronicles of Using a Colander as a Hat. Sometimes I wonder if they're secretly writing a novel titled How to Baffle Everyone Around You.

The Stupidity Olympics!

You ever feel like you're watching the Olympics of stupidity? Like when someone asks if ice cubes are vegetarian because they come from water. Or when they ask for a decaf espresso – isn’t that just like asking for a vegetarian steak? I tell ya, some folks could win gold in the mental gymnastics category!

The Logic of Stupidity!

I've noticed something fascinating about the logic of stupid people. They'll stand in front of the elevator, hit the button multiple times, and somehow expect the doors to open faster. It's like they think the elevator is going, Oh, sorry, I didn't hear you the first time! Let me hurry up! I’m telling you, if impatience were a sport, they'd be world champions!

The Stupidity Survival Kit!

I think we all need a survival kit for dealing with stupidity. Step one: a notepad to jot down the ridiculous things they say because you won’t believe it otherwise. Step two: a patience level that’s off the charts! And step three: a sense of humor because, let’s face it, you can’t make this stuff up!

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