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Students have this superpower – they can turn any casual conversation into a discussion about how tired they are. "How's the weather?" "Well, it's cloudy, and I'm exhausted.
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Why is it that the only time students become experts in time management is when they're explaining to the professor why the assignment is late? "You see, time is relative, and it moved faster than I expected.
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Students are the only people who can turn a library into a war zone. It's like finals week is the battleground, and the loudest keyboard typist is the general leading the charge.
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You ever notice how students are like professional procrastinators? We can turn a 10-page paper into a masterpiece in the last 10 hours. It's not a bug; it's a feature.
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Students are the only group of people who can simultaneously complain about being broke and then spend their last $20 on coffee. Priorities, right?
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You know you're a student when your idea of a balanced diet is a slice of pizza in one hand and a caffeinated beverage in the other. It's called the food pyramid of survival.
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Why is it that during exams, the only time you see your classmates more stressed than you is when the Wi-Fi decides to take a break? It's like a collective scream echoes through the dorms.
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You know you're a student when you consider napping a sport and your bed the ultimate arena. Forget the Olympics; we're training for the Nap-athlon.
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Ever notice how students can remember the most obscure details from a lecture but forget their lunch in the communal fridge every single day? Priorities, folks.
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