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Have you noticed that students have this incredible ability to calculate the exact moment when it's socially acceptable to leave a party? It's like they major in "The Art of the Irish Goodbye.
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Being a student is like having a part-time job in socializing. You spend hours working on your social resume, but in the end, all you've got to show for it is a degree in small talk.
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I've noticed that students have a unique way of expressing excitement. Instead of shouting, "Hooray!" it's more like, "OMG, did you hear about the new café that opened? My life is forever changed!
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Students and social media go together like coffee and early morning classes – a questionable combination of necessity and regret.
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Students and their social skills are like Wi-Fi signals on campus – sometimes strong and vibrant, and other times you're just standing there awkwardly, waiting for something to connect.
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I love how students can go from "I'm never drinking again" on Sunday to "Let's go out and grab a drink!" on Monday. It's like their social reset button is on a weekly schedule.
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You ever notice how students treat their social life like a rare Pokémon? "I heard there's a party downtown tonight!" and suddenly everyone's running around with the enthusiasm of a Pikachu sighting.
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Students at parties are like penguins in a huddle. They stand in a circle, nodding along to the music, trying not to make eye contact – but you know deep down, they're all just hoping someone brings snacks.
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Students are the only people I know who can turn a simple hangout into a logistical nightmare. "Are you free on Tuesday at 4:37 PM for a quick coffee? No? How about Wednesday at 6:12 PM?
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