5 Students Online Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: May 15 2025

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The Overachiever

Balancing Zoom University and a Social Life
My friends invited me to a party, and I said, "Sorry, I can't make it. I have a virtual study group." They replied, "Can't you just virtually party with us?" So, I joined the Zoom call, raised my virtual red cup, and said, "Cheers to academic success!

The Zoom Fashionista

Looking Good from the Waist Up
I accidentally joined a class video call without turning on my camera. The professor said, "Can anyone hear me?" I replied, "Loud and clear, and by the way, you look great today." It's all about positive reinforcement.

The Tech-Challenged

Navigating Online Platforms
My professor asked me to share my screen, and I accidentally showed everyone my browser history. I've never seen a Zoom call go silent so quickly. I call it my virtual magic trick – making friends disappear.

The Procrastinator

Due Dates vs. Netflix Binges
My laptop is like a time machine. I open it to do my assignment, and suddenly it's three hours later, and I'm an expert on penguin mating rituals.

The Multitasker

Juggling Classes and Home Responsibilities
I have a strategy for group projects: assign tasks based on what people are good at. I'm in charge of snacks and moral support. Teammates appreciate it until they realize I can't contribute much to the PowerPoint.

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