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I tried to make a joke about stripes, but it was too long. It became a stripe-tease!
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I asked the barber for a haircut that's a little wild. Now I look like a zebra – no complaints, though!
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Why did the zebra get kicked out of the game? It was playing in a no-stripes-attached zone.
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I accidentally spilled white paint on my striped shirt. Now I'm stuck between a rock and a stripey place!
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I bought a shirt with a barcode pattern. Now, every time I pass a store, the security alarms go off!
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I tried to convince my friend that stripes are the best pattern. He disagreed, but I think he was just trying to be a little stripe-laced!
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I told my friend a joke about stripes, but he didn't laugh. Guess he just couldn't see the humor pattern.
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I tried to impress my crush by wearing a striped suit. She said I looked like a walking barcode. Guess I shouldn't have worn the price tag as a bowtie.
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I got a striped umbrella to stay dry in style. Now I'm just known as that guy who looks like a candy cane during a rainstorm. The fashion police issued me a soggy citation.
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Why are zebras the ultimate fashionistas? Because they're always rocking that 'striped' look! I tried it once, but people just thought I escaped from a barcode factory.
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I asked my barber for a striped haircut. Now I look like a zebra got in a fight with a lawnmower. My head is a wildlife crossing zone.
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I bought a striped toothbrush thinking it would make my teeth look straighter. Now my dentist thinks I've been flossing with a barcode scanner. I guess it's time to brush up on my dental hygiene.
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I bought a shirt that said 'one size fits all.' Turns out, they meant one size fits all zebras! Now I look like I'm auditioning for the role of 'Zebra's Awkward Cousin.'
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I tried making striped pancakes for breakfast. They looked more like abstract art. My family thought I was trying to serve them modernist cuisine. I just wanted a zebra-themed brunch.
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I tried painting my car with stripes for a speedy look. Now it looks like it's going 100 miles per hour, even when it's parked. The speedometer is stuck, but at least I'm the flashiest car in the grocery store parking lot.
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I saw a striped road sign that said 'slow down.' I thought, 'Is this a suggestion or a commentary on my life choices?' Either way, my GPS is giving me a judgmental stare.
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