8 Stress Jokes

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Updated on: Aug 24 2024

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I told my stress to take a vacation. Now it's sending me selfies from the beach.
I asked my stress to take a chill pill. Now it's a pharmaceutical sales rep.
Why did the stressed-out computer go to therapy? It had too many bytes of emotional baggage.
I told my stress to take a hike. Now it won't stop sending me postcards from exotic destinations.
Stress is just a matter of perspective. My cat sees me rushing around, and he thinks I'm playing an intense game of tag.
I told my stress it's not welcome here. Now it's an uninvited guest that won't leave.
Why did the stressed-out math book go to therapy? It had too many problems.
I asked my stress for some space. Now it's sending me postcards from the Milky Way.

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