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Why did the ruler break up with the pencil? It couldn't stay straight in line!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow become a politician? He was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow become a successful politician? He was outstanding in debates!
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What do you call a line of rabbits marching backward? A receding hare-line!
Straight Up Confusion
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I went to a party the other day, and they had this fancy drink menu. The bartender asked, Do you want it straight? I'm like, Sure, I'd like my drink to identify its sexual orientation, why not? I didn't know if I was ordering a cocktail or participating in a social experiment.
Straight Outta Excuses
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I told my boss, I'm a straight shooter when it comes to deadlines. Now, every time I miss one, I imagine my boss thinking, Well, looks like our sharpshooter needs glasses. I'm just creating job security for the optometrist.
Straight Outta Patience
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I tried online dating, and the profile said, I'm straightforward. Little did I know, that was code for, I'm going to critique your outfit, your taste in music, and your life choices within the first five minutes of our date. Straightforward or just straight-up exhausting?
No Nonsense Zone
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I recently met someone who claimed to be straight with no nonsense. I thought, Wow, must be nice living in a world without nonsense. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to assemble IKEA furniture, realizing the nonsense is a built-in feature. Straight? More like a maze with no exit!
Straight Shooter
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You ever notice how people describe themselves as straight shooters? Like, what does that even mean? Are the rest of us bending bullets like we're in some action movie? I tried being a curve shooter once, but my aim was so bad, my friends thought I was auditioning for a role in a spaghetti western.
Straight Talk Express
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I tried this new communication style called straight talk. It's basically saying exactly what's on your mind. Turns out, people don't appreciate it when you answer, Your haircut looks like it was done by a blindfolded beaver. I guess my express train got derailed.
Straight Talk and Parrots
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They say parrots are great at straight talk because they repeat things. I got one, and now it won't stop repeating my embarrassing moments. It's like having a feathered stand-up comedian following you around, ready to spill the beans at the worst possible times.
Straight Face Challenge
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People always tell me I have a straight face even when I'm joking. I'm like, Yeah, I've been practicing my poker face for years. It's so good; even I can't tell if I'm serious or just trying to get through another family gathering without causing a riot.
Life's GPS
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You know, some people say they're on the straight and narrow path. Meanwhile, my life's GPS seems to be on a joyride through the scenic route, making unexpected U-turns and taking detours to self-discovery. I'm pretty sure my GPS has a sense of humor – or a grudge against me.
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