bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
The Overwhelmed Cashier
Dealing with an avalanche of items at the checkout counter
0
0
Cashiers have this sixth sense. The moment you enter the store, they can tell whether you're going to be a breeze or a tornado at the checkout. It's like they've mastered cashier ESP. I'm convinced there's a checkout crystal ball hidden under the register.
The Impatient Shopper
Stuck in the slowest line at the store
0
0
I've come to the conclusion that the express lane is where time goes to take a nap. '10 items or less' should come with a disclaimer: 'Warning: May cause temporary suspension of the space-time continuum.'
The Lost Shopper
Navigating through a store without a map or a clue
0
0
Ever notice how people look at you when you're lost in a store? It's like you're a rare exhibit at the zoo. 'Look, Martha, that one's been wandering around the cereal aisle for 15 minutes. Fascinating.'
The Cart Tamer
Battling with a rebellious shopping cart
0
0
I tried to have a heart-to-heart with my shopping cart once. I said, 'Listen, we're in this together. Let's make it through the cereal aisle without any drama.' It didn't listen. I think it's in a feud with the produce section carts.
Post a Comment