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Chiropractor
Dealing with patients with stiff hips
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Treating someone with stiff hips is like trying to fold a fitted sheet – it looks easy, but you end up just rolling it into a ball and giving up.
Musician
Playing instruments with stiff hips
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I attempted to play the drums with stiff hips. The beat went from rock to 'I think my hips need a break.'
Yoga Instructor
Trying to teach a yoga class with stiff hips
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I tried doing the lotus pose, and my hips were like, 'Are you planting a garden down there? Because we're not blooming.'
Dance Instructor
Attempting to showcase dance moves with stiff hips
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My dance partner asked me to do the salsa, but my hips insisted on the 'mild salsa' – you know, the kind that doesn't move much.
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