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What do you call a sticky note that can play a musical instrument? A post-it prodigy.
Sticky Situation
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You ever try to peel off a sticky note and it feels like you're trying to negotiate a hostage release? Just come off, man! I promise, you won't get thrown away!
Memory Malfunction
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I've started using sticky notes to remember where I left my sticky notes. Now, where did I put that reminder to buy more sticky notes?
Undercover Operations
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You know you're an adult when the most exciting thing about your day is finding a sticky note that still has some stick left in it. Wow, this one's practically a collector's item!
Cheap Thrills
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You know times are tough when you get excited about a sticky note sale. Hey, they're 50% off! That's like a two-for-one deal on temporary reminders!
Identity Crisis
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Sticky notes have commitment issues. First, they stick around like they want to be permanent, and then, with the slightest breeze, they're outta here! It's like dating a leaf in autumn.
Ephemeral Existence
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Sticky notes have the life expectancy of a snowflake in summer. One moment they're sticking around, and the next, they've disappeared into the abyss of forgotten reminders. I wrote down my dream job on a sticky note once. Now it's just a vague memory and a piece of dried glue.
Passive-Aggressive Partners
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Ever argue with someone using sticky notes? I saw your passive-aggressive note about the dishes. So, I left one saying, 'Thanks for the reminder. Next time, leave a plate for your pet stick insect.'
Notes of Regret
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You ever write something on a sticky note, stick it somewhere, and then wish you could take it back? No, I don't need to remember to wax my back. That was a one-time thing, Janet!
Office Drama
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Sticky notes are like office gossip. They spread quickly, and by the end of the day, you've got a rainbow of colors telling you things you didn't even want to know. Is that a passive-aggressive note or just a friendly reminder? I can't tell anymore!
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