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Why did the stickman take an art class? He wanted to 'sketch' up on his skills!
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Why did the stickman go to the art museum? To see his 'drawn' family portraits!
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Why did the stickman apply for a job? Because he wanted to get a little more 'drawn' to success!
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How does a stickman exercise? He does a lot of 'sketch-ups' and 'draw-downs'!
Stickman's Superhero Audition
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So, stickman decided to audition for the next superhero movie. It didn't go well. The casting director said, We need someone with a bit more substance. Stickman replied, I can be deep, I'm just two lines away from it! Needless to say, he didn't get the part. They went with a more solid hero.
Stickman's Political Campaign
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Stickman decided to run for office. His campaign slogan? Straight Talk, Straight Lines. Unfortunately, he lost the election because his opponents accused him of being too rigid in his policies.
Stickman's Horror Movie Experience
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Stickman tried his hand at horror movies. But let's be real, if you're being chased by a stickman, just take a step to the side. He can only move in two dimensions. It's not a horror movie; it's a game of hopscotch with ominous music in the background.
Stickman Fails at Life
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You ever notice how the stickman, that simple little figure we drew as kids, is the embodiment of life's struggles? I mean, think about it. Stickman can't even hold a job. Every time I draw him, he's either unemployed or stuck in a stick-figure dead-end job. I'm just waiting for him to start attending stick-figure therapy sessions. Well Doc, I keep breaking in half whenever I face the challenges of adulting.
Stickman's Artistic Expression
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Stickman tried to become an artist. His masterpiece? A self-portrait. It was just one line with a caption that read, I'm a work in progress. I mean, we're all a work in progress, but stickman takes it literally.
Stickman's Social Media Woes
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Stickman joined social media recently. His profile picture is just a stick-figure emoji. His bio says, Living life one line at a time. He's struggling with followers though. Apparently, people want more depth in their content. Who knew?
Stickman's Gym Struggles
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You ever think about how stickman stays in shape? I mean, he's always so thin. I bet his workout routine is just trying not to snap in half. Imagine stickman at the gym. He walks in, sees the weights, and goes, Oh no, I didn't sign up for resistance training! He's the only guy who leaves the gym skinnier than when he arrived.
Stickman's Time Management
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Stickman tried time management seminars. The speaker said, You need to be flexible, like a tree in the wind. Stickman raised his hand and asked, What if you're more like a stick in a drawer? Let's just say, stickman's calendar is still a mess.
Stickman's Relationship Woes
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Stickman's love life is like a soap opera, but shorter. He's constantly breaking up and getting back together because erasers exist. You can't trust an eraser around stickman; it's like a romantic rival that just can't stand to see stickman happy. It's so bad that stickman is considering a restraining order against stationery supplies.
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