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What do you call a reunion of sticky notes? A gathering of stuck-up notes!
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My friend suggested we start a business selling glue. I said, 'I'm stuck on that idea!
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Why did the two pieces of paper stick together? Because they were stationery!
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I tried to organize a glue convention, but no one would stick to the plan!
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What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive – let’s stick together!
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Did you hear about the adhesive company that went bankrupt? It just couldn't stick to the market!
Relationships - Where 'Stick Together' Takes on a Whole New Meaning
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My friend told me the secret to a successful relationship is to stick together. I took it literally and bought super glue. Now my girlfriend and I share a lot more than just feelings—we share a shower curtain, a toothbrush, and occasionally, a pair of socks. It's true love, or maybe just a lack of budgeting skills.
Grocery Shopping - A Test of Patience and Adhesive Strength
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Grocery shopping in a pandemic is a whole new level of challenge. Stick together, they said. Now, my family and I navigate the supermarket aisles like a human train, each one clinging to the other with a shopping cart as the caboose. The only thing getting stocked up is our collection of weird looks.
Stick Together - An Instruction or a Failed Attempt at a Magic Trick?
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You ever get that advice to stick together? Like, is that some life wisdom or just a failed attempt at a magic trick? I tried it at a party once—grabbed a bunch of friends and yelled, Stick together! You'd think I was a wizard casting a spell. Turns out, it doesn't prevent awkward conversations or bathroom lines. Maybe I need a wand for that.
Stick Together - The Official Motto of Awkward Elevator Rides
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Ever step into an elevator and realize you're the only one there? Awkward, right? That's when I remember the advice: stick together. So, I do a little shuffle, pretend I'm part of an invisible conga line. Suddenly, the elevator ride becomes a party for one, with the only rule being stick together—even if it's just with your own delusions.
Parenting - Where 'Stick Together' Becomes a Daily Challenge
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Parenting advice: Stick together. Great, now I have a toddler super-glued to my leg. It's like having a tiny, adorable anchor. I can't even go to the bathroom without dragging a giggling mini-me along. If parenting were an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist in synchronized potty breaks.
Duct Tape: The Real MVP of 'Stick Together'
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Forget super glue; duct tape is the real hero of stick together. I tried it at a family reunion, and let me tell you, Aunt Mildred hasn't been that close to Uncle Bob since their wedding day. Duct tape: mending relationships one strip at a time.
Cats and 'Stick Together' - A Love Story in Fur and Frustration
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Have you tried telling a cat to stick together? It's like asking a tornado to organize your sock drawer. Cats are the ultimate lone wolves. I tried it, and now my cat's giving me the cold shoulder, and I'm stuck with a lint roller as my only friend. Stick together with a cat—they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Stick Together - The Worst Advice for a Game of Hide and Seek
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We were playing hide and seek, and my friend shouted, Stick together! Well, that turned the game into a bizarre hybrid of hide and seek and a really bad flash mob. Finding us wasn't the challenge; it was untangling the human knot that ensued. Next time, we're sticking to classic games and leaving the bonding for after the bruises heal.
Team Building - Because Nothing Says Unity Like Gluing Your Team Members
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Recently, our boss gave a motivational speech about teamwork and told us to stick together. I took it seriously and brought out the super glue. Let me tell you, team-building exercises are much more effective when everyone's physically stuck. HR wasn't impressed, but our productivity skyrocketed—we had no choice!
The Great Velcro Conspiracy - An Alternative to 'Stick Together'
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Who needs super glue when you've got Velcro? I decided to challenge the status quo and replaced stick together with Velcro together. Now, my friends and I are like a living art installation. It's not easy to walk in a straight line, but who needs that when you've got the world's stickiest friendship?
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