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Why did the steak break up with the potato? It found their relationship a bit rare.
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Why was the steak sent to detention? It was caught 'meating' behind the grill!
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I tried making a steak pun at the barbecue, but someone yelled, 'You're grilling the audience with that one!' I guess my humor is well done.
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I tried impressing my date with a steak pun, but she said, 'You really need to 'meat' my standards for humor.' Looks like I'm not getting a rare second date!
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I asked the waiter at the fancy steakhouse if their steaks were aged. He said, 'No, they're just mature beef having an existential crisis.'
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I told my wife I was going to make a steak pun, and she said, 'You're really pushing your 'luck' with that one.' I guess she's not a fan of rare humor!
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My friend bet me $20 that I couldn't come up with a steak pun. Well, the steaks were high, but I managed to 'rare'-ise to the occasion!
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I told my dad a steak pun, and he just shook his head. I guess my sense of humor is a bit 'medium' for him.
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I told the waiter I like my steak well done, and he said, 'Just like your jokes.' Ouch, that one left a sear!
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Well, I tried telling my vegetarian friend a steak pun, but it just went over his head. I guess he couldn't 'meat' me halfway!
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I asked the chef how he prepares his steaks, and he said, 'With tender loving care.' I thought he was talking about the meat, but turns out he was just describing his relationship status!
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