6 Jokes About Stand Up Comedians

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Updated on: Dec 17 2024

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What did the stand-up comedian do when they ran out of jokes? They 'punched up' the audience with hilarious dance moves!
I told my friend I wanted to be a stand-up comedian. He laughed. Well, nobody's laughing now as I'm standing up here!
Why did the stand-up comedian become a musician? They wanted to add more 'puns' to their repertoire!
What did the stand-up comedian say about procrastination? 'I'll tell you tomorrow!'
What did the stand-up comedian say to the heckler? 'Your jokes are like expired calendars – they're dated!
I told a stand-up comedian I was thinking of becoming one. They said, 'It's a tough crowd out there. They're like bad shoes – they'll give you the 'heel'!'

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