4 Jokes For Stalk

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Updated on: Aug 07 2024

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You ever catch yourself stalking your own social media? Come on, we've all done it. You post a photo, and then you find yourself going back to check how many likes it got every 10 minutes. It's like, "Oh, we hit 100 likes! I'm practically famous!" Then, an hour later,
I recently heard about this thing called "ethical stalking." Yeah, apparently it's a thing. It's when you stalk someone online, not because you're nosy or trying to find out if they're single, but because you want to make sure they're a decent human being. It's like the superhero version of
Hey, everybody! So, I recently learned that the word "stalk" can mean a lot of things. You've got your celery stalk, your corn stalk, and then, of course, there's the classic... stalker. Yeah, the human kind. Now, I'm not talking about the creepy, hiding-in-the-bushes kind of stalker. I'm talking about
So, I've got this ghostwriter, right? And they gave me this note about "stalk." Now, at first, I thought they meant the kind of stalk you find in a garden or something. But no, they meant the social media stalking. And it got me thinking, imagine having a ghostwriter for

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