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What did the square say to the circle? 'You're going around in circles—square up!
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Why did the square go to therapy? It had too many issues with its corners.
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Why was the square a terrible gardener? It couldn't make anything round.
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Why did the square join a band? It had a great sense of rhythm, always staying in time.
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Why was the square always the life of the party? It had four right angles for dance moves!
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How did the square propose to the circle? With a square ring, of course!
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I was at this party where everyone was a math enthusiast. You couldn't escape the mathematical banter. It was like being stuck in a room full of human calculators. At some point, I felt like I was attending a social gathering for squared circles!
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I envy people who have their lives all figured out. They're like perfectly solved equations, walking around confidently. Meanwhile, I'm over here still trying to find the square root of why I put my keys in the fridge this morning!
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Have you ever had one of those days where you feel like you're in a math problem? You know, like you're surrounded by squares? Yeah, I had one of those days. Turns out, I accidentally stumbled into a convention for overly enthusiastic builders. Everywhere I looked, it was squared!
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You know, I tried to teach my pet parrot math once. I said, Square root! And you know what he did? He started reciting his times tables. I think he misunderstood. He was too busy squawking squares when all I wanted was for him to appreciate some squawked roots!
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I recently joined a gym that promised to get me squared away. Well, they were right. Every time I walk in, I see a room full of folks... squared away in front of mirrors, flexing muscles I didn't even know existed! I'm just trying to find the square root of why I'm here!
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You know, they say the camera adds ten pounds. Well, I think math adds ten complications to any situation. You start with a simple question, and suddenly, you're knee-deep in squares and formulas, trying to figure out how you ended up calculating the trajectory of a watermelon thrown off a cliff!
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I tried my hand at gardening recently. Thought I'd grow some vegetables. Turns out, I'm fantastic at growing one thing: weeds. My garden is like a quadratic equation - full of roots and squares, but somehow the answer is always a mess!
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I think I finally understand the phrase thinking outside the box. It's when you're so tired of dealing with squares and math problems that you just decide to become a circle. Let's be real, circles have it easy. No corners to get stuck in, no squares to calculate. It's all just round and easy-going!
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You know, they say knowledge is power. Well, if that's true, then math teachers must be the most powerful people on the planet. I mean, they've mastered the art of making squares and cubes out of perfectly innocent numbers. Next thing you know, they'll be teaching us how to negotiate peace treaties using quadratic equations!
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