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The other day, I overheard someone say, "Sprouts are the key to eternal life." Well, if that's the case, I guess I'm stuck with a regular lifespan. I can barely keep a succulent alive, let alone a sprout.
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I asked my friend why he's so into sprouts, and he said they're a superfood. I told him I'm still waiting for the day they discover a superfood that tastes like chocolate. Maybe then I'll consider a diet change.
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I went to a restaurant the other day, and they had a whole section dedicated to sprout-infused dishes. I felt like I walked into a garden with a side of fries. I asked the waiter, "Do you have anything that tastes like I'm cheating on my diet?
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I tried incorporating sprouts into my daily routine, but I couldn't help feeling like I was eating a tiny forest every day. It's like, "I just wanted a salad, not a nature hike in my mouth!
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You know you're deep into the sprout craze when you start dreaming about them. I had a dream I was in a sprout garden, and they were singing, "Sprout your wings and fly." I woke up and thought, "Maybe I need to lay off the salads before bedtime.
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My friend told me growing sprouts is easy. You just need some seeds, a jar, and a sprinkle of hope. I tried it, and now my kitchen looks like a science experiment gone wrong. I've got seeds in places I didn't even know existed.
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Have you ever tried explaining to your grandma what sprouts are? I told her, "They're like baby plants you eat." She gave me a look like, "Honey, we used to call that 'weeding the garden.'
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You ever notice how sprouts are so delicate? It's like you have to handle them with the care of a newborn baby. I accidentally dropped one on the kitchen floor, and it felt like I committed plant homicide. Sorry, little sprout, you never stood a chance.
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You ever notice how sprouts are like the overachievers of the vegetable world? They're like, "Oh, you thought lettuce was healthy? Hold my chlorophyll, I'm sprouting!
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