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What do you call a sprinter who can't stop telling jokes? A running gag!
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Why did the sprinter bring a ladder to the race? Because he heard the competition was up there!
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Why did the sprinter start a gardening business? Because he wanted to make things 'bloom' quickly!
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Why did the sprinter apply for a job at the bakery? He wanted to knead dough quickly!
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Sprinters are amazing. They train for years just to run for less time than it takes most of us to decide on a Netflix show to watch. Dedication, folks!
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Sprinters are the Formula 1 drivers of track and field, except they've got no fancy cars, just pure leg power and the constant fear of face-planting in front of a crowd.
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Sprinters are like the superheroes of the track. They're so fast, they finish a race before some of us even decide what snack to have while watching them!
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You ever notice how sprinters never check their GPS while running? They're just like, Start line? Done! Finish line? See ya! Meanwhile, I can't even find my way out of a paper bag!
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I respect sprinters; they have the ability to cover in seconds the distance I'd need an entire day and a motivational playlist to even consider!
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I tried sprinting once. People were cheering, I felt like lightning, and then I checked the video; I looked like a penguin trying to escape a swarm of bees!
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You know, being a sprinter is like having a one-night stand with running. You're all in for a few seconds, give it your absolute best, and then collapse in regret, gasping for air!
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You know, being a sprinter is like trying to finish a task before your laptop dies. You go from 100% charged to 0% in a blink, and there's no coming back from that!
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You ever watch sprinters and wonder if they're running from their responsibilities? I mean, they bolt out of the blocks like they're being chased by bill collectors!
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