6 Jokes For Splash

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Aug 01 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop showing me pictures of waterfalls. It's on a splash screen!
I wanted to tell a water joke, but it was too deep. So I threw in a buoyant punchline to stay afloat!
What did one raindrop say to another? 'Two's company, three's a cloud, let's make a splash!
I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough. Now I'm a lifeguard – making waves and rolling in cash!
I tried to make a water pun, but it was too dry. I guess I need to work on my delivery – water under the bridge!
I told my friend I can make water disappear. He said, 'You mean like a mirage?' I said, 'No, I spilled it on my shirt.

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Aug 02 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today