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The Forgetful Professor
Spilled experiments
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Spill It Like It's Hot": We had a strict rule in the chemistry lab – no hot drinks near the experiments. My professor took it to heart. He spilled a cup of coffee right into a beaker of chemicals. Now, we have a new element on the periodic table – caffeinium.
The Overenthusiastic Bartender
Spilled cocktails
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Shaken, Stirred, and Spilled": I asked the bartender to surprise me with a drink. He did – by shaking it so vigorously that it ended up on the person sitting two stools away. I guess I got the surprise part right.
The Amateur Chef
Spilled ingredients while cooking
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Secret Ingredient: Gravity": I'm not saying I'm a bad cook, but the secret ingredient in all my dishes is gravity. It adds a special touch – a dash of spill and a sprinkle of oops. Bon appétit!
The Nervous Job Applicant
Spilled coffee in a job interview
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Coffee, the Liquid Truth Serum": They asked me about my weaknesses, and before I could answer, I spilled my coffee. I guess the universe was telling them, "She's weak in the coordination department.
The Clumsy Waiter
Spilled drinks
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Drinks on the House? Literally.": I asked the waiter if the drinks were on the house. He took it quite literally and spilled the entire tray on me. Now, whenever someone mentions free drinks, I get a shiver down my spine and a stain on my shirt.
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