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Have you ever tried to fold a fitted sheet? It's like trying to turn a sphere into a flat surface. I'm convinced it's a task given by aliens to test our problem-solving skills. "If they can conquer the fitted sheet, they're ready for intergalactic diplomacy.
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I was at a party, and someone handed me a cheese ball. I didn't know whether to eat it or sign it to play in the next basketball game. I went with both – slam dunked that cheesy goodness.
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You know you're an adult when you get excited about a new laundry basket. It's not just a sphere to throw your dirty clothes into; it's a symbol of domestic triumph. "Look at me, organizing my life one sock at a time.
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Sports balls are the only things that get better the more deflated they are. I mean, who needs a fully inflated basketball? It's all fun and games until it bounces into the neighbor's yard, and suddenly you're negotiating a peace treaty over a deflated ball.
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I bought a fancy crystal ball to see into the future, but all I got was my own reflection. Turns out, my future involves a lot of staring at a shiny object thinking, "Yep, that's me.
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Yoga balls are deceptive. You buy one thinking it's for fitness, but soon you're using it as an office chair, a guest seat, and a makeshift trampoline when no one's looking. Multifunctional spheres, the Swiss Army knives of furniture.
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Why do we call it a "globe" when we refer to the Earth, but when it comes to snacks, it's a "gobstopper"? I mean, I've never tried to stop a gob with an atlas, but maybe that's just me.
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Isn't it weird that soap bubbles are basically temporary spheres of cleanliness? It's like, "Look, I'm clean for a moment, but don't blink or you'll miss it.
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You ever notice how oranges are like the original stress balls? You're just sitting there, peeling away the layers, and suddenly you're in a citrusy therapy session. "Tell me about your day, orange.
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