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Why did the Spanish snowman bring a map to the Christmas party? He wanted to find his way to the 'cool' crowd!
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What's a Spaniard's favorite Christmas song about a ship? 'I Saw Three Ships'—but in Español!
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Why did the Spanish Christmas tree go to therapy? It had too many issues with its tinsel!
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Why did the Spanish gingerbread man go to the Christmas party? He wanted to spice things up!
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Why did the Spanish Christmas turkey join a band? It had the drumsticks for a great beat!
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Why did the Spanish-speaking elf learn English for Christmas? He wanted to work on his 'present'ation skills!
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Spanish Christmas is all about family, and by family, I mean the endless debate over who makes the best flan. It's like a sugary civil war, and I'm just here for the casualties.
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You know you're at a Spanish Christmas when the fruitcake has more layers than a telenovela plot. I bit into it and found the missing chapter!
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At a Spanish Christmas dinner, the only thing louder than the conversation is the sound of your tío snoring in the recliner after one too many glasses of vino. It's the symphony of the season.
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You haven't experienced true holiday stress until you've tried untangling the mess of Christmas lights with your Spanish-speaking family. It's like a language barrier, but with knots.
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Feliz Navidad, or as I like to call it, the annual struggle to pronounce 'Feliz Navidad' correctly without sounding like I just stepped on a LEGO.
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Ever tried explaining the concept of ugly Christmas sweaters to your Spanish abuela? She just looks at you and says, 'Mijo, in my time, we called those hand-me-downs.'
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Spanish Christmas cards are like a game of emotional roulette. You open one, expecting a cute snowman, and instead, you get a flamenco-dancing Santa with more rhythm than your cousin at the family party.
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At a Spanish Christmas, the tamales are like presents wrapped in corn husks – you're never quite sure what's inside, but you know it's gonna be delicious. And you might find a hidden olive, like a savory Easter egg hunt.
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They say laughter is the universal language, but at a Spanish Christmas, the universal language is the sound of your abuela clapping you on the back of the head for not eating enough. '¡Come más!' – it's like her catchphrase.
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