7 Someone Whos 52 Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 10 2024

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Why did the 52-year-old take a nap on the calendar? He wanted to dream about the future!
I told my 52-year-old friend he should embrace aging. He replied, 'I'm not old, I'm chronologically gifted!
Why did the 52-year-old bring a ladder to the party? He heard the drinks were on a higher level!
I asked my 52-year-old friend how he manages stress. He said, 'I don't stress, I just strategically panic!
I asked my 52-year-old friend how he stays in shape. He said, 'I get plenty of exercise jumping to conclusions.
What do you call a 52-year-old who can still remember all his passwords? Unbelievable!
Why did the 52-year-old become a gardener? He wanted to 'turnip' the fun in his life!

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