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Social workers must be expert detectives. I mean, they can find a missing sock in the laundry faster than I can find my car keys. Maybe they should rename the profession to "Domestic Detectives.
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I have a theory that social workers moonlight as ninjas. Have you ever noticed how silently they move through your house, asking questions like, "How's your emotional well-being?" while you're fumbling to hide that pizza box like it's a state secret?
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Social workers must have a sixth sense for clutter. They walk into your home, take one look around, and suddenly, you're contemplating the meaning of minimalism and questioning why you have seven different spatulas in the kitchen drawer.
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Social workers have this uncanny ability to make you feel guilty about not having a vegetable in your refrigerator. It's like, "Yes, Karen, I know my fridge looks like a snack aisle, but it's MY snack aisle, okay?
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You know you're an adult when you start hiding your snacks from the social worker. It's like, "Oh, you want to check on my well-being? Well, my well-being is directly tied to this secret stash of chocolate in the pantry, Karen.
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I love how social workers always knock softly on your door, as if they're trying not to wake up your secrets. It's like, "Shh, we're here to discuss your life choices, but let's keep it on the down-low.
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Social workers must have magical powers. I mean, how else do they manage to turn a messy, chaotic home into a pristine, organized showcase in just 30 minutes? It's like they're the Houdinis of domestic cleanliness.
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I think social workers should get honorary black belts in the art of small talk. They can turn any awkward conversation into a heart-to-heart within minutes. It's like they have a PhD in turning uncomfortable silences into therapy sessions.
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Social workers are the unsung heroes of surprise visits. It's like having a pop quiz for your life choices. "Oh, you didn't expect me? Well, let's talk about that questionable home decor you've got going on.
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