7 Jokes For Soccer Mom

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Updated on: Feb 04 2025

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Why did the soccer mom bring a ladder to the game? She heard it was a step up from the rest!
Why did the soccer mom bring a pencil to the game? To draw even with the competition!
What did the soccer mom say when her kid asked for a snack during the game? 'Sorry, we only have goal bars!
How do soccer moms communicate during a match? They use their team-phones!
What do soccer moms put on their sandwiches? Penalty mustard!
What's a soccer mom's favorite type of music? Penalty rock!
What do soccer moms do when they're cold at the game? They stand in the corner – it's always 90 degrees!

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