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You ever try to take a group selfie, and one person insists on using their ancient flip phone with a potato-quality camera? It's like, "Come on, Brenda, we're trying to capture memories, not pixelated ghosts!
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I stayed at a budget hotel recently, and let me tell you, the shower water pressure was so bad that it felt like I was being baptized by a lethargic turtle. I guess it's the hotel's way of giving you a "refreshing" experience.
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I ordered a pizza online, and the tracking feature was so bad that I felt like I was participating in a high-stakes game of hide and seek with my dinner. I half-expected a message saying, "Your pizza is currently in another dimension; please be patient.
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You ever notice how elevator music is so bad that it's like they hired a tone-deaf ghost to play it? I mean, I'm stuck between floors, not in a haunted house!
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I ordered a salad at a fast-food joint thinking I was being healthy, but it was so bad that I'm pretty sure the lettuce had expired before the tomatoes even had a chance to ripen. I felt like I was eating a regrettable decision.
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Have you ever been in a waiting room with a TV that only plays infomercials, and the volume is so loud that you can hear the desperation in the pitchman's voice? It's like they're trying to sell you a miracle mop with a side of existential crisis.
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Have you ever bought a generic brand of cereal just to realize it tastes so bad that even the ants in your kitchen won't touch it? I guess they have standards too.
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I recently tried to cook a fancy meal at home, and let me tell you, my attempt at gourmet cuisine was so bad that even the smoke detector was applauding my effort. It's the only standing ovation I got.
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I tried to assemble a piece of furniture from a well-known Swedish store, and the instructions were so bad that I'm pretty sure they were written by a disgruntled crossword puzzle enthusiast. It's like putting together a bookshelf is some kind of wordplay challenge.
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