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Sneezing in public is a covert operation. You're trying to keep it discreet, so you go for the silent, ninja-like sneeze. But no matter how hard you try, that sneeze is always the loudest, most attention-grabbing event in the room. Sneaky sneezes, my friends, sneaky sneezes.
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You ever notice how escalators pretend to be your friends? They start off slow, like a gentle invitation to step on, but the moment you commit, they turn into a speedy staircase on steroids. Sneaky escalators, tricking us into a cardio workout when we just wanted a leisurely ride.
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Sneaky pets are the masters of catching you off guard. You're quietly enjoying a movie, and suddenly your cat decides to stealthily pounce on your lap, launching you and your popcorn into a state of chaos. Who needs a suspenseful thriller when you have a surprise feline ninja attack?
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Grocery store aisles are like the ninja training grounds of the shopping world. You're innocently looking at cereal, and suddenly someone's cart silently glides by like a shadow in the night. You never see them coming, but you hear the faint rustle of plastic bags as they vanish into the distance.
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Parking lots are the ultimate hide-and-seek arenas for your car. You leave it in one spot, and when you return, it's surrounded by a sea of identical vehicles, playing a sneaky game of "blend in." It's like your car has a secret nightlife while you're off running errands.
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Have you ever noticed how your phone manages to be the sneakiest little escape artist in the world? One moment, it's in your pocket; the next, it's hiding between the couch cushions like a master of disguise. I swear, my phone could win an award for the sneakiest disappearing act.
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Who else has experienced the sneaky power of autocorrect? You're sending a casual text, and autocorrect decides to spice things up with a completely unrelated word. Next thing you know, you're apologizing for accidentally inviting your friend to a "unicorn" instead of a "brunch.
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Ever try to open a bag of chips quietly during a meeting? It's like attempting a top-secret mission with a crinkly soundtrack. You think you're being stealthy, but everyone within a five-mile radius is now fully aware of your crunchy indiscretions.
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Sneaky snacks are the real MVPs. You buy a bag of chips, and suddenly it's empty. It's like they have a secret committee meeting to decide the perfect moment to disappear. One minute you're enjoying your snack, and the next, you're left wondering if you imagined the whole crunchy experience.
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Sneaky alarms are the bane of our existence. You set an alarm for a productive morning, but somehow it snoozes its way into eternity without your consent. It's like the alarm clock is in cahoots with your sleepy self, conspiring to keep you in bed just a little bit longer.
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