5 Jokes About Smoking Pot

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jun 10 2024

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The Philosophical Smoker

Finding profound thoughts in a haze.
I was so deep in thought, I tried to philosophize with my cat. But all it did was stare at me, probably contemplating whether to report me to animal control.

The Culinary Smoker

Munchies and culinary experiments.
I tried to make gourmet munchies. Ever tried to sprinkle oregano on ice cream thinking it was a genius move? Trust me, it's not. It's like a failed wizardry attempt.

The Paranoid Smoker

Constantly worrying about getting caught.
I'm so cautious about the smell. I have more air fresheners in my car than a flower shop. If I get pulled over, the officer will probably think I'm trying to perfume the entire town.

The Social Smoker

Balancing social interactions and getting high.
Being a social smoker is tough. You try to listen to a conversation, but you're just nodding along, lost in your own orbit, thinking about the existence of Cheetos.

The Novice Smoker

Trying to act cool while being inexperienced.
I'm so clueless about this, I confused a roach for something entirely different. I spent 10 minutes trying to figure out why someone left a small burnt stick on the table.

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