11+ Best One Liners Jokes For slow

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I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

I told my dog it's never too early to start saving for retirement. Now he has a nest egg.

I tried to catch fog yesterday... I mist.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands and fingers.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I'm writing a book on hurricanes. It's only a draft so far.

I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won't stop sending me vacation ads.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

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