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I was at the store the other day, and I saw a loaf of bread proudly claiming to be "pre-sliced." I thought, "Congratulations on achieving the bare minimum requirement for bread existence." What's next, a cereal box boasting about containing actual cereal?
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You ever notice how the first few slices of bread in a bag are perfect, but as you go deeper, it's like the bread gets a little too comfortable? By the end, you're basically making sandwiches with bread that looks like it just rolled out of bed.
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Sliced bread is fantastic, but have you ever tried explaining the concept of pre-sliced bread to your grandparents? It's like trying to convince them that smartphones aren't tiny televisions with magical buttons.
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They say that sliced bread is the benchmark for greatness. Well, if that's the case, my life is a constant struggle to live up to the standard of a loaf of Wonder Bread. Spoiler alert: I'm more of a slightly bruised banana level of achievement.
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Sliced bread is like the superhero of the kitchen, but have you ever tried to make a sandwich with the end pieces? It's like trying to build a skyscraper with Legos – technically possible, but not recommended for structural integrity.
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Sliced bread is supposed to make our lives easier, right? But every time I try to separate those plastic-wrapped slices, it's like I'm in a battle with a stubborn cheese ninja. I just want a sandwich, not a wrestling match.
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Sliced bread has been around for ages, yet I still can't figure out why they can't make the last two slices in the bag the same size. It's like they want me to experience a mini-existential crisis while making my morning toast.
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Sliced bread is the ultimate time-saver, but I always find myself questioning my life choices when I spend more time deciding between whole wheat and white than actually making the sandwich. It's a crucial decision, folks!
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You know, they say that sliced bread is the greatest invention, but have you ever tried to spread peanut butter on an unevenly sliced piece? It's like playing Jenga with your sandwich – one wrong move, and it all falls apart.
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