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Skunk as a Culinary Expert
Skunks giving cooking advice
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Skunks think they're gourmet chefs. I asked for a recipe, and it said, "First, marinate the ingredients. Then, as a finishing touch, invite me to spray it." Yeah, my guests didn't appreciate the surprise seasoning.
Skunk as a Career Counselor
Skunks giving career advice
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Skunks believe in networking the ol' fashioned way – by leaving an unforgettable impression. Turns out, getting sprayed at a job interview doesn't guarantee you the position. Who knew?
Skunk as a Relationship Expert
Skunks giving relationship advice
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I asked a skunk how to keep the spark alive in a marriage. It said, "Just be yourself." So, now my spouse is sleeping on the couch, and I'm considering investing in tomato juice stocks.
Skunk as a Fashion Consultant
Skunks giving fashion advice
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Skunks make terrible fashion consultants. I asked one how to stand out at a party, and all it did was spray me. Guess I'm turning heads now, just not the way I intended.
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