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Why did the skittle break up with the jellybean? It wanted something more colorful!
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Why did the skittle apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to work on its roll!
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Why did the skittle refuse to fight with the M&M? It didn't want to get involved in a candy-coated conflict!
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Why did the skittle start a band? It wanted to create some sweet melodies!
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Why did the skittle bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to taste the high notes!
Skittle Conspiracy
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I have a theory: Skittles are made by a committee of flavor anarchists. They sit around, plotting to mess with our taste buds. Let's make the red one taste like cherry crossed with rebellion! And don't even get me started on the purple Skittle. That one's like a secret society meeting in your mouth.
Skittle Roulette
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Eating Skittles is a bit like playing Russian roulette, except instead of bullets, it's the green ones. You grab a handful, pop 'em in your mouth, and suddenly, it's the lime flavor that hits you like, Surprise! You're in for a sour ride! It's like a game of chance where your taste buds are the gamblers.
Skittle Therapy
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We need Skittle therapy sessions for the traumatic experiences they put us through. Imagine a support group where people sit in a circle, sharing stories like, I thought the purple one was grape, but it tasted like a magic potion! It's time to heal from the candy confusion, folks!
Skittle Mysteries
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Skittles are a colorful enigma. You think you've cracked the code, but then you encounter the mystery Skittle. You know, that one that defies all logic, tastes like a unicorn sneezed a rainbow, and leaves you wondering if the flavor creators just spun a wheel blindfolded to decide the recipe.
Skittle Power Play
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There's always that one friend who claims they can identify Skittle flavors blindfolded. It's like a superpower they wield proudly, but you know they're secretly just guessing and hoping for the best. I mean, kudos for the confidence, but let's not pretend you're the Skittle whisperer.
Skittle Renaissance
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They should create a Skittle flavor called The Renaissance. You bite into it, and suddenly you're hit with layers of flavors like a Shakespearean play on your taste buds. It'd be like unlocking the candy equivalent of Da Vinci's code.
Skittle Shuffle
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I don't get the Skittle hierarchy. Who put the orange Skittle in charge? It's like a box of them is playing musical chairs, and the orange one's always left standing, bossing around the rest like, I'm citrusy royalty! We need a Skittle shuffle, mix things up a bit! Give lime a chance to rule the rainbow!
Skittle Selection Woes
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Choosing Skittles is a life decision. You stand in front of the vending machine, pondering, Do I trust the random assortment or try to hand-pick the perfect balance of flavors? It's a real existential crisis disguised as a candy dilemma.
Skittle Frustration
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Have you ever sorted Skittles by color, trying to predict the flavors? It's a recipe for frustration! You're there thinking, This yellow one's gotta be banana! but nope, it's actually the flavor of a tropical fruit you've never heard of. It's like a candy guessing game that's always one step ahead of you.
The Skittle Saga
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You ever notice how Skittles are the candy equivalent of a surprise party in your mouth? Except sometimes, it feels like they invited the wrong guests! You're expecting a fruity fiesta, but suddenly, bam! You're hit with that rogue yellow Skittle that tastes like lemon mixed with your grandma's potpourri.
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