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I used to wonder why the baseball team always won while sitting on the toilet. Then I realized they had the best 'relief' pitcher!
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Toilet paper never judges; it's always tear for you in your time of need!
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Why was the math book sad while sitting on the toilet? It had too many problems!
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What did one toilet say to the other toilet? 'You're a bit flushed today!
Mission Impossible: Bathroom Edition
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Sitting on the toilet is a lot like a Mission Impossible mission. You go in with a plan, you're on a tight schedule, and halfway through, you realize you're out of toilet paper. Cue the dramatic music, because now it's a race against time and the forces of nature.
Toilet Olympics
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Sitting on the toilet is the only time I feel like I could win a gold medal in something. It's the Toilet Olympics – and I'm competing in events like the 100-meter dash to grab more toilet paper, synchronized flushing, and the high dive when you drop your phone but manage to catch it before it's too late.
Toilet Traffic Jam
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Have you ever experienced a toilet traffic jam in your own home? You're sitting there, minding your own business, and suddenly there's a line outside the door. It's like rush hour in a tiny, porcelain-filled city, and you're the mayor desperately trying to keep things moving.
Bathroom Epiphanies
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I've had some of my most profound thoughts while sitting on the toilet. It's like the universe whispers its secrets to you when you're in a vulnerable position. Of course, these profound thoughts are usually along the lines of, Why did I eat that extra slice of pizza last night?
Nature's Pause Button
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The toilet is nature's pause button. Everything stops when you're in there. You're in your own little time capsule, and when you emerge, you've either solved the meaning of life or spent 20 minutes on a meme-filled YouTube rabbit hole.
Phone Booth or Bathroom?
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Ever notice how sitting on the toilet has become the modern-day equivalent of a phone booth? It's where we go for some private time to have secret conversations, make important decisions, and occasionally fight crime – like when the toilet paper is rolling under instead of over.
The Porcelain Throne
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You know, sitting on the toilet is the only time I get to feel like royalty. I mean, where else can you sit on a majestic throne and contemplate life's mysteries while doing your business? It's like I'm the king of my own little bathroom kingdom. Until the toilet paper roll declares war, that is.
Toilet Wars
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In my house, the toilet is like the front line of an ongoing battle – the Toilet Wars. It's a battle between who used up all the hot water, who left the seat up, and who forgot to replace the empty toilet paper roll. It's a war zone in there, complete with negotiations and occasional truce agreements.
Toilet Jenga
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There's a special skill to balancing your phone, a book, and a cup of coffee while sitting on the toilet. It's like playing a game of Toilet Jenga – one wrong move, and suddenly, you're cleaning up a mess that's harder to explain than why cats knock things off tables.
Toilet Meditation
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I've discovered that sitting on the toilet is a lot like meditation. You're just there, trying to clear your mind, achieve inner peace, and then suddenly, your cat bursts in, and you realize achieving zen in the bathroom is as likely as finding a unicorn riding a skateboard.
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