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You know you're a professional fence-sitter when you've mastered the art of looking engaged in both conversations on either side. It's like having a split personality without committing to therapy.
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They say sitting on the fence is for those who can't make decisions. I say it's for those who appreciate the view from the middle. I mean, have you seen both sides? It's like having the best of both worlds, minus the comfort.
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I tried sitting on the fence once, and let me tell you, it's not as comfortable as it sounds. It's like straddling this awkward line between comfort and discomfort. It's like, "Hey, buddy, make up your mind—am I a seat or a medieval torture device?
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You ever notice how sitting on the fence is the ultimate metaphor for indecision? It's like your butt's caught between two worlds, unsure if it wants to commit to being numb on this side or that side. I swear, my butt has commitment issues.
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I've been sitting on the fence so long; I'm starting to believe I have a career in tightrope walking. Forget indecision; call me the balancing act of life. I even have a mental circus tent set up in my mind.
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Sitting on the fence is the only time you can experience both success and failure simultaneously. It's like having a front-row seat to your own life sitcom, complete with laughter track and a dramatic soundtrack.
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Sitting on the fence is the adult version of being stuck in limbo. You're neither here nor there. It's like the universe is saying, "Congratulations, you're officially in neutral—you can now coast through life aimlessly.
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Sitting on the fence is the modern equivalent of having your cake and eating it too. Except in this case, the cake is made of uncertainty, and you're not sure if it's gluten-free or just plain confused.
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I think we should turn "sitting on the fence" into an Olympic sport. Imagine judges holding up scorecards for the perfect dismount or the most graceful wobble. Bonus points if you manage to avoid splinters.
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