5 Jokes For Sitting On A Bench

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 16 2024

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The Health Nut

Trying to maintain a healthy lifestyle while sitting on a bench
I brought a green smoothie to the bench. A squirrel stole it. Guess even they are on a plant-based diet.

The Overly Competitive Friend

Turning a simple bench visit into a competition
My friend bet me 20 bucks he could make more friends on the bench than me. He started a book club. I gave out free snacks. I lost the money but gained five pounds.

The Romantic Dreamer

Trying to impress a date on a bench
I tried the classic move of putting my arm around my date on a bench. Little did I know, the bench had a restraining order.

The Wildlife Enthusiast

Dealing with unexpected animal encounters on a bench
Saw a squirrel on the bench, and it looked at me like, "This is my spot." I left, but I can't help but wonder if there's a secret squirrel society judging us humans from their high perch.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing the bench is part of a government mind control experiment
I'm convinced benches have hidden cameras. Every time I do something embarrassing, I imagine some bureaucrat in a control room eating popcorn and laughing at my life choices.

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