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The Aspiring Musician
Sirens stealing my thunder!
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My dream was to perform at Madison Square Garden, but I realized it's a tough sell when your opening act is the city's finest sirens. "Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome...the constant hum of emergency!
The Paranoid Pet Owner
Sirens are scaring my pets!
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My parrot learned the siren sound, and now it's the worst alarm clock ever. Imagine waking up to, "Woop-woop, rise and shine, it's the morning emergency!" I need a pet-friendly neighborhood, pronto.
The Ambulance Chaser
Sirens ruining my job prospects!
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I tried Uber driving for a while, but my rating went down because apparently, riders don't appreciate a driver who thinks every trip is a high-speed chase. "Hold on tight, folks, we're racing against destiny!
The Sleep-Deprived Neighbor
Sirens interrupting my beauty sleep!
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I asked my neighbor how they cope with all the sirens. They said, "Oh, I've mastered the art of sleep-sirening. It's an advanced meditation technique. You should try it...if you can stay awake.
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