5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For sinner

The battle between the love for sleep and the guilt of wasting precious time.

People say time is money. Well, I'm saving up for retirement by investing heavily in afternoon siestas.

The eternal struggle between doing the right thing and putting it off until tomorrow.

I procrastinate so much; my guardian angel filed for a leave of absence.

The struggle between respecting privacy and the irresistible urge to snoop on someone else's phone.

If reading someone's text messages were an Olympic sport, I'd be a gold medalist. I'd also be disqualified, but that's beside the point.

Balancing the joy of knowing what happens next and the guilt of ruining it for others.

I once ruined a suspense thriller by yelling, "It's the butler!" during the opening credits. Turns out, I was right.

The constant battle between the desire to indulge and the guilt of being a sinner.

I went to a support group for overeaters. It's called the Buffet Busters. We meet at all-you-can-eat places. It's not going well.

5 Jokes For Sinner