7 Singles One Liners Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 28 2025

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I asked a single person how they stay so positive. They said, 'I'm positively single!
Being single is great – you can eat a whole cake and nobody asks, 'Is there a special occasion?
Why don't singles ever get lost? Because they always follow the 'single' lane!
Why did the single watermelon go to therapy? It had too many seeds of doubt!
I asked my single friend if they believe in love at first sight. They said, 'I'm more of a love at first bite kind of person – with pizza!
I told my friend I'm embracing the single life. They asked if I needed a hug. I said, 'No thanks, I've got my own back!
Being single is a lot like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.

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