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The Smart Home System
When your smart home gets too smart for its own good
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My smart home system has started making predictions about my life. The other day, it said, "Based on your recent habits, I predict you'll be single by next month." I didn't know I had a relationship status setting on my blender.
The Social Media Algorithm
Battling the algorithm that thinks it knows you better than you know yourself
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The social media algorithm thinks it's a matchmaker now. It suggested I connect with my ex. Really? Thanks, algorithm, but I'd rather not get relationship advice from a piece of code that can't even find me decent memes.
The Self-Driving Car
Dealing with overbearing backseat drivers
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My self-driving car is so sensitive. The other day, I honked at another car, and now my car won't talk to me. It's giving me the silent treatment. I didn't know I was buying a car with emotional baggage.
The Virtual Assistant
When your virtual assistant becomes a little too personal
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I asked my virtual assistant for a joke, and it replied, "Your life." I think my AI is going through an existential crisis. Even my technology is mocking me.
The Fitness Tracker
When your fitness tracker judges you for your lifestyle choices
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My fitness tracker has a sleep analysis feature, and it's concerned about my "sleep hygiene." It said, "Your sleep quality is suboptimal. Maybe try counting sheep instead of binge-watching Netflix." I didn't realize my wristband was the new Dr. Phil.
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