5 Jokes For Signify

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 30 2024

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The Confused Tourist

Navigating strange customs and street signs
Tourists are like, "What's the speed limit?" and I'm like, "As fast as you can go without getting a ticket." It's the international language of driving.

The Traffic Light Philosopher

Finding deeper meaning in red, yellow, and green
The philosopher in me wonders if traffic lights have an existential crisis when they turn yellow. "Am I green enough for the world? Will I ever be red and proud?

The Speed Demon Driver

Trying to break the sound barrier without breaking the law
I installed a flux capacitor in my car to go back in time and erase that speeding ticket. Now, I just need to figure out how to avoid hitting a dinosaur.

The Street Performer

Standing out in a sea of street signs
Street performers and traffic lights have a lot in common. They both change colors, and sometimes people just ignore them and keep walking.

The Overzealous Crossing Guard

Balancing safety and over-the-top enthusiasm
I asked an overenthusiastic crossing guard for directions, and now I'm walking in circles. Apparently, crossing guards also believe in the scenic route.

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