5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes significant other Jokes

When your significant other posts every meal and bathroom break on social media.

I asked my partner to pass the salt, and they handed it to me with a caption: "Epic Salt Passing Moment - Relationship Goals Achieved.

When your significant other has a memory like a sieve.

I asked my forgetful partner to pick up some memory foam for the bed. They came back with a pillow and said, "I forgot what the mattress looked like.

When your significant other treats their pet like royalty but forgets your birthday.

I once got jealous because my partner gave more attention to the cat than to me. Turns out, the cat's a better listener.

When your significant other tries to cook but sets off the smoke alarm.

They say the way to a person's heart is through their stomach. My partner's approach is more like a culinary heart attack.

Living with someone who alphabetizes the spice rack.

My partner's organizing obsession reached a new level when they labeled the eggs in the fridge. I guess they wanted the eggs to know their place.

5 Significant Other Jokes