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What did one short set of stairs say to the other? 'You really step up to the occasion!
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Why don't short sets ever get into arguments? They always take things one step at a time!
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I asked the short set of stairs for its opinion. It said, 'I'm always up for anything!
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What did the motivational speaker say to the short set of stairs? 'Take small steps, but always aim higher!
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I tried to make a long staircase laugh, but it just spiraled into a series of steps. The short set, however, cracked up!
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Why did the short set of stairs break up with the longer staircase? It felt like they were always going downhill!
Short Sets and the Comedy Tapas
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Short sets are like comedy tapas – small portions that leave you wanting more. I did a short set, and someone said, I enjoyed that, but can I get the full comedy meal deal next time? I'm still hungry for more laughter!
Short Sets and the Comedy Snack Attack
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Short sets are like comedy snacks – quick, satisfying, but you're left wondering if you should've gone for the full-course comedy meal. I did a short set, and someone shouted, I need the XL version with extra punchlines!
Short Sets and the Microwave Mentality
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Short sets are like the microwaves of comedy. You want everything to be quick, hot, and leave you questioning your life choices afterward. I did a short set recently, and someone yelled, Is this standup or a drive-thru? Can I get some fries with that punchline?
Short Sets and the Espresso of Comedy
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Short sets are the espresso shots of comedy. I did a quick set the other night, and someone said, Man, that was like comedy on fast-forward. I blinked, and you went from your opening joke to thanking the imaginary audience in your head.
Short Sets and the Comedy Drive-By
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Short sets are like the drive-by shootings of comedy – quick, unexpected, and sometimes you're left wondering who the target was. I did a short set, and someone yelled, I think that punchline hit me in the crossfire of laughter!
Short Sets and the Speed Dating of Laughter
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Doing short sets is like speed dating with laughter. You have about five minutes to make a lasting impression, and by the end, if you're lucky, someone might remember your name. I tried a short set once, and a guy yelled, Can we at least split the check for that punchline?
Short Sets and the Drive-Thru Comedy Special
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Short sets are like the drive-thru of comedy specials. I did a quick gig, and someone asked if I wanted to upsize my punchline for an extra laugh. I said, Sure, throw in a side of chuckles and a comedy cola while you're at it!
Short Sets and the Attention Span of a Goldfish
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You ever notice how nowadays our attention spans are shorter than the time it takes for a goldfish to swim around its bowl? I mean, I tried doing a short set once, and by the time I finished my first joke, people were checking their phones like they were expecting a text from the Comedy Police saying, Put the mic down, sir!
Short Sets and the Comedy Express Lane
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Short sets are like the express lane of comedy – quick in and out, but you're always stuck behind someone with a full cart of punchlines. I did a short set, and a guy behind me said, Can I pay extra for the VIP comedy lane?
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