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The Overenthusiastic Shofar Player
When your passion for playing the shofar gets in the way of everyone else's peace and quiet.
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I asked the overenthusiastic shofar player if he could keep it down during the yoga class next door. He said, "But I'm just trying to help them find their inner ram!
The Shofar in Therapy
When a shofar feels misunderstood and needs to express its true feelings.
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The therapist suggested I have a heart-to-heart talk with my shofar. So, I sat down and said, "Let's clear the air, but not too loudly, okay?
The Shofar Repairman
Dealing with clients who have very unrealistic expectations for shofar repair.
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I asked the shofar repairman if he could make my shofar sound like a saxophone. He said, "Sure, but only if you want your religious ceremonies to sound like a jazz club.
The Confused Shofar Shop Customer
When someone walks into a shofar shop expecting a musical instrument store.
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The confused customer in the shofar shop asked, "Do you have anything by Beethoven?" The owner replied, "Sorry, we only have pieces by Ba-a-a-thoven.
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